Proof (if ever there was any needed) that oval racing is easier than road racing....
That's me opened a bigger can of worms than any other hot topic at the moment...including that car whose name should never be mentioned!!!!
Airplane - A classic comedy, filled to the rafters of one liners. Unfortunately that still of writing seems to have disappeared if we look at recent films of the same vein as of Airplane. 8/10 (9/10 if you have had a crappy Monday)
Mackie The Staggie - lowering the tone of the LFS forum since April 2007
Obviously you where expecting a different type of 'Toss Off' from the hooker than that then....naughty boy picking up womans of the night.
DWB - quick question. With your B&W photo's is that done in post production or in camera settings?
Stunning photos again btw.
Stunning photos again btw.
It's A Wonderful Life - Bandits Of The Acoustic Revolution
Found these guys buy pure chance.....so glad I did. Touch of Teckle
Found these guys buy pure chance.....so glad I did. Touch of Teckle
Some say thats harsh....
....I call that a valid Jihad that we should all unite together for.
But then aren't we we all from the day we are born? Aren't we all slowly shuffling through life as a cog in a machine till we are determined no longer fit for purpose, only to be put into a home by the cold, heartless bar-stewards that you called sons and daughters that you raised through life, hoping and willing that they would have a better life then you did and avoid the pitfalls that you fell down, only to watch them make the same mistakes.
So your left there in a small room, not a sole to speak to, sitting in a chair that smell faintly of wee and whiskey, with only the regrets of your life replaying over and over in your head....tormenting you and ridiculing you as you play out scenarios of how things could have been better while all the while praying someone comes through the door just so you can speak to another living sole that ain't the ghost of your childhood friend that died in a fridge after playing hide and seek in the local dump....You tried to find him but Johnny was just so damn good and his air supply ran out before you found him. You tried to save his life but Johnny was gone.
Then one night, you face up that the only way out is either in a mental rampage through the nursing home...but your arthritis means that hold and firing a gun makes it a no-no...leaving the only option of an overdose of sleeping pills, you sit yourself down and take a handful and lie back. You feel the effects take over and know that you are on the way out....however your last act is just before your last breath you fart but follow through, meaning that the poor nurse in the morning going to get a awful shock when she tries to wake you for the porridge in the morning. Oddly this makes you smile as it all ends.
I've got to stop listening to The Smiths after drinking a couple of Magners....
So your left there in a small room, not a sole to speak to, sitting in a chair that smell faintly of wee and whiskey, with only the regrets of your life replaying over and over in your head....tormenting you and ridiculing you as you play out scenarios of how things could have been better while all the while praying someone comes through the door just so you can speak to another living sole that ain't the ghost of your childhood friend that died in a fridge after playing hide and seek in the local dump....You tried to find him but Johnny was just so damn good and his air supply ran out before you found him. You tried to save his life but Johnny was gone.
Then one night, you face up that the only way out is either in a mental rampage through the nursing home...but your arthritis means that hold and firing a gun makes it a no-no...leaving the only option of an overdose of sleeping pills, you sit yourself down and take a handful and lie back. You feel the effects take over and know that you are on the way out....however your last act is just before your last breath you fart but follow through, meaning that the poor nurse in the morning going to get a awful shock when she tries to wake you for the porridge in the morning. Oddly this makes you smile as it all ends.
I've got to stop listening to The Smiths after drinking a couple of Magners....
Touché
Can't be arsed with the world cup. International football is dull as dishwater without the Scots providing the comedy value at these events.
So Jenson is a prick because he wanted to get as much advantage as possible in a champonship battle and saw a chance to do so.......
. Both drivers are battling for a championship so why should one let off just because they both happen to drive the same car. It was 2 drivers fighting for the lead, Lewis should have expected it and I think if roles where reversed wouldn't have hesitated in doing so....and rightly so.
F1 is an individual sport and until the drivers championship is done away with, will remain so. Anyone thinking otherwise are fooling themselves.
As for the Vettel vs Webber, well shit like this was bound to happen. Webber left just enough space for a F1 car, so Vettel bought a ticket for the raffle, and sent put his car in....any other time he could have got away with it and we would be (metaphorically speaking) creaming ourselves over a move that would have looked great. But such as life is (and kids, this is important) it kicked Vettel square in the ging gang goolies leaving Vettel pissed off and Webber even more so. There's nothing much else for it other to shrug your shoulders and learn from it......
.....or at least purchase a cup so next time it doesn't hurt so badly and swell up
Whistle and your horse comes to you....
....you do know how to whistle don't you? You just put your lips together and blow partner.
Doubt I'll get on tonight y'all, the internet is sure playing up something rotten right now just now and I can't stay on for anything longer than a minute.
Well partner that depends upon what wagon your using there sir?
If it be the 360 then yes sir I'm fine to join a posse and clean up the town....but if it's the PS3 the sir, we have an issue thar and may have to go outside and have a showdown at high noon....
..unless you a coward.
I agree with the German here....
True fact - In a secret area of Wembley there is a statue dedicated to the Russian linesman who gave that goal that never was.
Stephen Fry here is correct...Robert William Thomson is credited as having patented the pneumatic tyre about 30 years before Dunlop.
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Reason : can't spell
But it does say in order to race the other cars/tracks they need to be purchased and downloaded.
I might still be suffering from the excess drink, but how is that statement false or misleading?
"I've been dreaming of a time when
To be English is not to be baneful
To be standing by the flag not feeling
Shameful, racist or partial"
Irish Blood English Heart - Morrissey summing it up perfectly.
There is nothing wrong with wearing an England shirt, I don't see one and immediately think 'BNP Tosspot', I just think ‘England Fan’
Question, you see a man walking down the street, he is wearing a Scotland shirt. What do you think?
To be English is not to be baneful
To be standing by the flag not feeling
Shameful, racist or partial"
Irish Blood English Heart - Morrissey summing it up perfectly.
There is nothing wrong with wearing an England shirt, I don't see one and immediately think 'BNP Tosspot', I just think ‘England Fan’
Question, you see a man walking down the street, he is wearing a Scotland shirt. What do you think?
"Don't mess with the bull you get the horns"
A striker who is not selfish, is a poor striker.
Didn't watch the game as I figured that this would be the result. Inter looked good from the moment they played Chelsea in the knockout stages. They don't play nice football, a Mourinho team never does, and where too strong for Bayern attack.
Tempted....
...but only if I can play Outlaw Pete by The Boss over and over again while riding around the town.
...but only if I can play Outlaw Pete by The Boss over and over again while riding around the town.
Quite man.....the KGB are watching you!!!!!!
Oi, first of all I'm past puberty and now hit the late 20's spread of excess of Guinness and kebabs.
Secondly up until Tuesday night, I had full facial growth that had been going on since December, it has now been cut back so I no longer resemble the missing Twit.
Thirdly - Of course it was ginger, nothing better than a ginger beard.
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